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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:55pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:17am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:48am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:48am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:42pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:18am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:18am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:15am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:40am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 9:24am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:28am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 9:27am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:03am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:03am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 12:46pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:23am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:21am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:02pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:45am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:45am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:57am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:18am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:31am