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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 4:45

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 11:16

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 7:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Obținută la 18 febr. 2024 la 12:44

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 16 febr. 2024 la 11:28

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Obținută la 13 mart. 2024 la 8:12

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 5:25

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 6:23

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 7:41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 16 febr. 2024 la 11:57

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 16 febr. 2024 la 13:34

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Obținută la 22 febr. 2024 la 7:07

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Obținută la 23 febr. 2024 la 13:11

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 10:40

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 18 febr. 2024 la 13:17

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 21 febr. 2024 la 10:01

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 11:04

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 10:58

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 11:24

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Obținută la 12 mart. 2024 la 14:30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 7:21

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Obținută la 18 febr. 2024 la 12:48

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 4:52

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Obținută la 1 mart. 2024 la 7:19

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 18 febr. 2024 la 12:06

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 18 febr. 2024 la 11:18

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 17 febr. 2024 la 12:22

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 11:28

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 11:03

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 18 febr. 2024 la 13:05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 16 febr. 2024 la 11:39

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Obținută la 22 febr. 2024 la 7:10

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Obținută la 17 febr. 2024 la 12:23

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 7:37

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 10:14

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 29 febr. 2024 la 11:04

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Obținută la 13 mart. 2024 la 8:12

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Obținută la 18 febr. 2024 la 12:10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 21 febr. 2024 la 9:46

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 21 febr. 2024 la 9:06

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Obținută la 16 febr. 2024 la 11:58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 11:16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 5:27

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Obținută la 21 febr. 2024 la 9:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 10:20

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 6:10

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 15 febr. 2024 la 11:15

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Obținută la 17 febr. 2024 la 12:39

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Obținută la 4 mart. 2024 la 13:01

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Obținută la 4 mart. 2024 la 12:43

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 10:40

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 10:53

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 22 febr. 2024 la 6:58

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Obținută la 21 febr. 2024 la 9:14

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 10:45

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 10:59

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Obținută la 18 febr. 2024 la 12:38

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Obținută la 13 mart. 2024 la 8:27

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Obținută la 18 febr. 2024 la 13:22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Obținută la 23 febr. 2024 la 13:13

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 29 febr. 2024 la 11:47

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 2 mart. 2024 la 5:56

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 2 mart. 2024 la 7:15

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 12 mart. 2024 la 14:13

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Obținută la 13 mart. 2024 la 6:32

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Obținută la 13 mart. 2024 la 7:01

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Obținută la 13 mart. 2024 la 7:13

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 13:04

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Obținută la 13 mart. 2024 la 7:48

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 2 mart. 2024 la 6:25

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 13:27

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 13:05

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Obținută la 14 mart. 2024 la 13:09

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Obținută la 13 mart. 2024 la 4:21

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Obținută la 13 mart. 2024 la 8:00

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Obținută la 29 febr. 2024 la 11:21

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Obținută la 16 febr. 2024 la 12:09



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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