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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:36am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:57pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28am

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07am

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:23am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:06am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:34am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:55pm

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:27am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:26am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:26am

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25am

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:36am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:46am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39pm

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:40am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
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