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⡄⢸⣿⣿⣷⣬⣽⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠳⠽⠿⢠⣿⣿
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⣧⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠊⠙⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣦⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢀⣴⢾⣼⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣇⢽⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣛⣻⠿⣟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃
⣿⣿⣿⡎⣷⣽⠻⣇⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣵⣿⣟⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠱⡟
周末愉快

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If your PC set doennot have those, it's out of date!

Jumbotron Screen
Edible Power Supply
Eco-Friendly Case
At least 5 of GTX 750 GPUs
HUAWEI CPU
Bulletproof Case Shell
AI Assistant Hentai Figures & Stickers
DOLBY VISION RBG LIGHTS
1TB exFAT Flashdrive (It's called flashdrive? Speed of light!)
Real Life Mouse
Razer MIDI Keyboard
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If not, you are nothing

⢕⢕⢕⢕⠁⢜⠕⢁⣴⣿⡇⢓⢕⢵⢐⢕⢕⠕⢁⣾⢿⣧⠑⢕⢕⠄⢑⢕⠅⢕ ⢕⢕⠵⢁⠔⢁⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡐⣕⢽⠐⢕⠕⣡⣾⣶⣶⣶⣤⡁⢓⢕⠄⢑⢅⢑ ⠍⣧⠄⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣔⢕⢄⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡑⢕⢤⠱⢐ ⢠⢕⠅⣾⣿⠋⢿⣿⣿⣿⠉⣿⣿⣷⣦⣶⣽⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢹⣷⣷⡅⢐ ⣔⢕⢥⢻⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⠄⣼⣿⣿⡇⢔ ⢕⢕⢽⢸⢟⢟⢖⢖⢤⣶⡟⢻⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⡟⢀⣿⣦⢤⢤⢔⢞⢿⢿⣿⠁⢕ ⢕⢕⠅⣐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣿⣿⡄⠛⢀⣦⠈⠛⢁⣼⣿⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡏⣘⢕ ⢕⢕⠅⢓⣕⣕⣕⣕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡵⢀⢕⢕ ⢑⢕⠃⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⢕⢕⢕ ⣆⢕⠄⢱⣄⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢁⢕⢕⠕⢁

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PS5 is good, the cheapest 4K gaming you can have.

PS5 store isn't.

I'm kinda disappointed , PS5 is almost 4 years old.
and still more PS4 games than PS5 games.(and most of them are just next-gen updated PS4 games)
and tons of them are Sweet Baby Inc Detected!

no wonder community says it's more of a UHD remastered PS4

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“题说众世铭八苦，玉浪孤灯引夙心。岁月山河何处寄，游仙掠海忘离人。”

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Get rich quick:
Step 1:
Get a bunch of simps for yourself
Step 2:
Get diabetes
Step 3:
Diabetic urine is sweet like honey, my friend.
You are gonna make some dentists real rich!
Step 4:
take 80% of the money from the dentists and give them each a cup of your urine for each transaction.

周末愉快~

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In most online games
"Your mom" is banned for account names.

"Thy mum" isn't

are they stewid?

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Buy me RTX 4090.
I need it to generate high quality Elsa&Anna lesbian pictures.

U can hav all of my work

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I came back from a not-distant future to deliver this message

The guy who shall post a comment after me actually has stage 4 prostate cancer

Godbless

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This dude has a crush on you! 👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓

⡆⣸⡟⣼⣯⠏⣾⣿⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠸⠁⢹⡿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⡇⡟⣸⢟⣫⡅⣶⢆⡶⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣛⠃⠰⠆⠈⠁⠈⠙⠈⠻⣿⢹⡏⠄
⣧⣱⡷⣱⠿⠟⠛⠼⣇⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣰⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠈⠄⠄
⡏⡟⢑⠃⡠⠂⠄⠄⠈⣾⢻⣿⣿⡿⡹⡳⠋⠉⠁⠉⠙⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄
⡇⠁⢈⢰⡇⠄⠄⡙⠂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣱⣿⡗⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⠈⢰⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠘⣿⣧⠴⣄⣡⢄⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⡇⢀⠄⠤⠈⠁⣠⣠⣸⢠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⢀⠄⠄⣿⣿⣷⣬⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣟⢷⡶⢗⡰⣿⣿⠇⠘⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⡟⢀⠃⠄⢸⡄⠁⣸
⣿⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢄⡆⠄⢀⣪⡆⠄⣿
⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣟⣻⣩⣾⣃⣴⣿⣿⡇⠸⢾

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Even Homer Simpson from the game The Simpsons: Hit and Run can do double jump.

Yet Vergil is still seeking more power
is he stewpid>?

Foolishness Vergil, foolishness

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Go ask anyone who's dated their teacher

None of them has any regrets.

Especially for those who received homeschool education

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Vegetarians do not eat any meat

Vegan is more radical than vegetarian.
They eat Vegetables+ Bacon

Vegetable+Bacon = Vegan

ID:Sigma-man996
If you have a play station, you can add me as a friend. Currently, I should be a long-term second tier member, but unfortunately, I can only go online on weekends.

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You might have heard from me that one leading reason short people die faster is because they inhale more fart than us.

well, here's another one

they'are too short
which makes them able to give themselves bl0w j0bs
hence they do it 24/7 and die

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠖⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠒⠦⡤⠤⣄⡀⠀⠀
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⡟⠘⣿⠻⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⢠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⠇⠀⠈⢷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿
⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⢹⡏⠀⢹⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⠏
⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠀⠙⠛⠛⠓⠢⢤⣤⣤⣤⣴⡾⠛⠙⢧⠀
⠻⢦⣤⡤⠴⠚⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⢸⡆

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Failing is not bad, not trying is!

what im saying is do not be afraid of failing

say next time a stranger comes to you and asks the way.
Point him any direction you like, even though you don't know the way

“They're gonna' crumble one by one”

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How to show your love to someone in Chinese

Basic: 我喜欢你
Advanced: 问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许

Legendary: 我好想拿一把新鲜香菜，切掉香菜叶子拿香菜根，一根一根的塞进你的 屁眼 里，有多难受我就有多爱你

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As we know 60% of a human body is made of water

which means if you like water
you like 60% of every other man on earth.

Being gay is cool now, don't be shy.

but my love for my friend's mom is definitely 100%

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Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live

晚安别睡觉了，快去学习😊

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Did you know the border between USA and Canada is just a big road in a vast forest?

While Mexicans be like : nice wall they built those years

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Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic

I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!

I am simply offensive to everyone

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I understand you are lonely, otherwise you wouldn't spend so much on games.

Here are some apps for you to make frineds:
Les Park
Grinder
Jack'd
SCRUFF
Hornet
HeeSay
GROWLR
Taimi
Gay Travel
Gsland
Guysonly
none of them are made for gays

俺是河南嘞 河南洛阳嘞

sorry for going to live longer than all of you
y'all shorter than me
which means you all gonna inhale more fart than I will ever
I'll try to remember you guys

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Short people do die faster
cause they smell more fart than others

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Why you should get a cat

Remember when you are in the toilet and the paper just run out?

if you have a cat, you can literally train the cat
to be the toiolet paper

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Don't just say hi when greeting people
Diff people require diff greeting words.
offensive to everyone tutorial
General: Hi!
African American:" 's up my ni..."
Japanese:" ki sama baka!"
Chinese: " ni hao, cnm"
British: " Morning! Had your bo'oh'o'wa'er mate?"
Germany: " Hail Hit...."
Orphans: "Hello sweety! Where are your parents?"
Sigma male :" No biaches?"
Chad: you basic asf
Lesbian & Gay: Why'd choose to be gay?
Trans: you are what you were born
Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet is lame
Gen Z: skibidi is peak
Boomer: still breathing?
Norwegian: Death Metal is the best
Sweden: Black metal is better than death metal, and pirating movies should go to hell
Russian: "still drinking vodka and f@king bears all day?
Simpsons fans: season 34 is better than all s1-s9 combined!
Star Wars fans: Disney saved the franchise！
John Wick: No wife, no dogs?
Patrick starfish:TUBBY

信息栏里想要表达的应该是I want to sleep吧？

happy weekend !

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You guys are double standarded as well!

You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"

but when it comes to a girl with a pen!s
or some dude's nude

you'd be like " ewwww wtf"

also be like " lesbian corn ! I love it!"
" gay corn,? ewww!"

man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality！

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Todays people are so ♥♥♥♥♥ double standarded
fighting for ethic ethnic equality， gender equality all day

meanwhile unborn babies kicking preg women all the time.
and when I do it.
back to the jail I go

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Ultimate PC upgrade guide 2024!

1. Download RTX 5090 ti onto your PC for a boost
2. buy some SSD to increase your RAM
3. Use a shoe box for your case, it's both cooler and environment friendly
4.Simply bend your monitor to get a curv screen
5.cut the wires of your mouse and keyborad, wireless is tidy
6. incase your CPU run out of date, go buy 1t sand to grind yourself a i9-28888K

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Right, Mr.Krabs is dead.
who is the killer? only straight people can guess it right
-----
a. Spongebob
b. Sandy
c.Patrick
d. Plankton
e. Gary
f. Pearl
g. a robber



he killed himself! he's so cheap, wouldn't even pay for hookers, so he choked himself to death by autoerotic asphyxia

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Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not gay, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!

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Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not gay, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!

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Life Hack 202
let's get real, ugly and disgusting.

DId you know if your mom and I were a couple?
She'd saved so much money on toilet paper and Tampons


(man how did my cat come up with those simp ideas)

𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭

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⣿⣿⡹⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡿⠟⠉⡀⠄⠄⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣼⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⠿⢟⣻⡽⢚⣤⡞⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿

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Did you know human life expectancy is now 80 years?
and for bipolar is 68 years? why?
cause they kill themselves

and have few friends, living in poverty sure ain't doing me anything good.
and I keep getting those anhedonia after quiting 5 kinds of meds cold turkey.
please kill me so i don;t have to do it myself

and if you find my past facts offensive, racist, homophobic.
my cat wrote every single one of them\
and he keeps pissing on my bed.

you should come to my house let's beat him up good
and slash my throat

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I have lost intrests in real girls

i love shemale

大佬晚安

⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿
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⣿⢼⡟⣤⣿⣧⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣸⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⣿⢸⢧⣽⡼⣟⣛⣃⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣏⣿⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⢳
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⡜⣷⢻⣤⣿⡒⠄⠄⠉⣺⣿⣿⣾⣽⣇⣥⡯⠿⠾⣞⣮⣃⢻⣧⣇⣿
⣿⣮⡞⣷⣯⣗⣙⣿⣧⣣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠟⡂⣀⣀⠉⡫⢸⣸⣿
⢿⣿⣿⣮⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣷⣬⣍⣎⣿⣿
⣦⣭⣟⡿⣿⣿⣝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣜⣼⣿⣿
⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⢷⣝⡿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⣼⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢙⢿⣮⡻⣿⣷⣿⣿⠿⣟⡯⢡⣾⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿

宫崎英高早上起床吃了早饭，60秒后持续时间到了又饿了，于是准备去上个厕所，结果厕所门无法从这一侧打开，于是决定先送儿子上学，和儿子对话后儿子告诉他他需要先收集作业才能去上学，宫崎英高找了半天终于发现自己家房顶上有一个光点，可能是作业，于是爬跳跳乐爬了半天结果捡起来的光点是个菇，刚下来发现门外有三条狗围着作业，费了九牛二虎之力才把作业拿到，回去跟儿子对话，儿子终于打算上学，但是大门的拉杆不动，于是只能爬窗户出去，刚从窗户爬出去还没站稳就被路上一只狗侧身撞了一下触发出血，路上刚喝了一口水就被一个路人打了一拳告诉他喝多少吐多少，送完儿子回到家后星宇来了开始脱裤子导管，发现只能两只手一起导管，因为宫崎英高用单手导管无法发挥原有性能

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What do poeple from Uruguay call themselves?
--Gay

What do they call you ?
--U r gay