what if, as like a funny little joke we met up and went on a romantic candlelight dinner together at a fancy italian resturaunt. And as we are indulging in this fine meal, you invite me to your place afterwards. Things quickly escalate and you ask me to be your girlfriend. 10 years down the road we have our second child and are now married for 5 years.

People often ask me if I have a job. The answer is yes, I do. My position is called beinga graceful white boy with a hint of swag. My duties are: being lit but chill at parties, having fresh clothes that are on trend, making women feel comfortable, always knowing the best spots in town to eat, smoking that good, and spitting lowkey fire bars but staying humble about it. And I won't ever get fired. If you don't like that, you can unfollow.

Can you please tuck me in and read me a bedtime story mommy🥺

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ⓘ This Steam user is suspected to be a homosexual.

-r rep got me arrested for identity theft

forgive english, I am Russia...

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

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Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little girl should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

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-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Don't trust this guy.

-rep, keeps calling me his pookie and forcing me to learn assembly

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+rep Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you were a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on Steam and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me XxBanned_till_2038xX. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.

Good day m’lady.

Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think. :wink:

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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