Recent reviews by Captain Nom

Overhyped. I don't even like this for the "nostalgia". It's linear and not in a good way. It's like a walking simulator without the walking and without the story. It's also similar to a visual novel, but even then it's not as good. Pointless and an entire waste of time. Oh, and the "will remember that" parts? It's not saying that that matters, nothing does. There's only one ending. Yes, you could say that's like life, but this is supposed to be a game. If you wanna call it art or whatever, be my guest, but I came here for a game that I would enjoy and this wasn't it.

Holy crap I expected this game to be amazing and funny like the flash version... but it wasn't, The bugs made it unplayable. They were sparse at first, but then it literally made it so that I couldn't continue playing it anymore. I got it on sale, but still I don't think it was worth it. Don't bother with this game.