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1,630.9 hrs on record (1,577.1 hrs at review time)
You can still rush B but now with beautiful smokes
Posted 28 August, 2024.
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1,058.6 hrs on record (1,029.4 hrs at review time)
Pros:
+ Hunt giveth

Con:
- Hunt taketh
Posted 5 November, 2023. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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18.2 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
In this game you play a homicidal ATM that throws coins, punches bullets and kills angels. 10/10
Posted 23 July, 2023.
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826.1 hrs on record (821.4 hrs at review time)
perfect gaem 5/7
Posted 29 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.9 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)
It's like slowly sinking a rusty knife into your eyes but you have to pay for it as well. If you google software gore this is what comes up. The PC verison is trash. The UI is awful, the controls terrible, the graphics don't even deserve to be called graphics - it just looks so horrible. Capcom should be paying YOU for playing this virtual dumpsterfire. If you consider buying this - don't. Just take the money, open your window and yeet it onto the street but for the love of Gabe DON'T BUY THIS "GAME"... unless you're a masochist and you like to suffer for hours on end. And if you really want to know what agony is play it on "no hope".
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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0.0 hrs on record
this might be the bestest shooter I have ever played. My CSGO experience really helped me own these anime tiddies. My peenus got very hard. I would recommend to everyone who likes anime tiddies.
Posted 27 October, 2020.
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12.7 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
This is essentially a 60€ DLC
It's linear and boring, almost no backtracking, nothing to explore. Nemesis is a joke compared to the Tyrant in RE2 - he is scripted and is really easy to shake off. The campaign is 4.5h long. There is like 6 or 7 different enemies, some of which only appear once in the entire "game". The game uses the exact same assets as RE2, cuts a lot of content and feels rushed.

The story is okay-ish, it draws lots of parallels to RE2 but that's about it.

Buy it if it's 20€ or see if you can get it from a key reseller, don't buy it for the full price
Posted 6 April, 2020.
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14.5 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Seems to be the best version of the serious sam series to date, also it's all 3 games in one application so there is nothing to complain about
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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423.5 hrs on record (278.2 hrs at review time)
11/10
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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