"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

"Go ahead and call the cops. They can't un-sh*t your grandmas cremation urn"

"MFers claim they the sh*t. But they can never outfart me"

"B*tches be like: Are you far left or far right? B*tch im farting"

"School taught me how to sh*t but the streets taught me how to wipe"

"Boys have swag, men have class. I have sh*t in my pants"

"Homophobic? It's the houses that should be phobic of me!"