Riding round in a Rover
If I see opps then it's over
I'll send man straight to Jehovah
When I take shots like M. Sharapova
Doing up tennis
Call man Dennis, I'm a Menace
Doing up olives in Venice
Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben is
Stop it, otherwise Unknown P might bash mans head straight down like a Bop It
So make like a Freddo and hop it
Your girl is four foot four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit
If I see her in the club then I'm doing up AJ, the way that I weave and bob it
And I'm not from Homerton, not from Hackney
So I never go East, 'cause bare man try spot P like acne
I'm from Surrey where me and the mandem always go hunting
And the gyaldem are thick like Theresa May on a real big bum ting
19 Hunna on the new rusty, had a gap year in Kenya, came back with the feet so dusty
Still waking up to geese in country, and I never have porridge at nan's because it's oh so lumpy
And if opps wanna throw some hands then I just draw for the pumpy