LOOOOOOL this was totally me when on July 16, 2432 I clandestinely smuggled 120 C-4 blocks through Shinkonai City after bribing 15 Coalition governmental officials and harbormasters various monetary sums amounting to a total of 17,852 Marks (دينار كويتي), C-4 blocks that were later exported to and detonated in multiple Coalition outposts; 79.13% of profits were used to finance Jovian Separatists in the Aphotic Plateau ( حزب البعث العربي الاشتراكي في العراق ) in violation of the Resource Balancing and Control Act of 2265 😂😂😂

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⡿⣟⣷⣏⣠⣤⣶⢿⣿⣻⣟⣿⣻⢿⡷⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⣀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣿⡿⣿⢿⣻⣽⣻⣽⣿⣻⡯⣿⣞⣿⢾⣳⣿⣺⣯⢿⣽⣯⡿⠿⠳⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣟⣿⢿⣟⣯⡿⣞⣷⣟⣯⡿⣯⢷⣟⣷⣻⣞⣿⣳⣟⣾⡿⣟⣷⣻⣾⣟⡋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⡿⣟⡿⣞⣯⡿⣞⣿⡽⣾⣳⣯⢿⡽⣯⡷⣟⣾⣗⡿⣾⢽⡷⣿⣯⡷⣟⣯⣿⣻⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣾⡿⣟⣯⣷⣟⣯⡿⣯⡷⣟⣯⡷⣟⣯⡷⣟⣯⡿⣽⢯⣟⣷⣯⣿⢽⣯⣿⣳⣯⢿⡿⣽⣞⣷⢯⣟⣿⡄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⢿⣻⢷⣻⣯⢿⣺⢷⡯⣟⣷⣟⣯⣷⢿⣯⡷⣟⣯⣷⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⡿⣿⣽⢷⣻⣾⣿⣽⣽⣿⡀ I told the
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⢿⡯⣿⢽⣯⢿⣽⢾⣻⣽⣯⢿⡯⣷⢯⡷⣿⢽⣞⣿⣽⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⠞⠀⠘⣿⣯⡿⣞⣿⠀⠙⢻⡇ baker's daughter
⠀⣴⡿⣟⣯⣿⢽⣯⢿⣾⣻⣽⣻⣽⡾⣾⣻⣽⣻⣽⢿⣽⣻⣽⡾⠁⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣯⣿⠀⠀⠀⠑ that I didn't
⠸⣿⣟⣯⣷⣟⡿⣞⣿⣞⣷⢯⣿⣺⣯⣟⡷⣯⢿⣞⡿⣾⢽⡟⠀⢸⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠎⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠘⣿⡏ want the water ⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠛⠿⠻⠷⠿⢿⣿⢿⡯⣿⢽⣯⣟⣯⡷⣟⣯⡿⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣏⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⡏⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀yo⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣯⣿⣽⣯⣿⣗⣿⣳⢿⣻⣽⠇⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠷⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣶█⡿⠁⠀⠀ she only ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⣹⣿⣽⡽⣗⣿⢷⣻⢿⣽⣻⡅⠀⠀⠀⠘⣻⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠸⣿⠟⢯⠀ likes it when I beg ⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡷⡷⣟⣯⣿⢯⣟⣿⣺⣟⣷⣀⠀⢀⡼⠁⠀⠉⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ so I
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⣽⡿⠿⣿⣻⢿⡽⣗⣿⣞⣯⣿⣻⣿⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⢀⡿⠀⠀ expect she's waiting ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠉⢀⣠⠼⢿⣽⡯⣿⣯⡷⣯⣷⣻⡿⣽⣽⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣠⣶⢿⣆⠀⠀ ⢠⣾⠃⠀ 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⢠⡟⢡⡨⠦⠲⠪⠲⢮⢭⣟⣷⣿⣿⣽⢾⣻⡿⣧⣶⢿⣟⡿⣯⣟⣯⣿⣦⠞⠋⢈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣽⠷⠿⠷⡛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠂⠀⠂⠀⠂⠀⢀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣬⡨⠨⢂⠕⣆⠀⠀⠀⠨⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⣀⠌⠆⠊⠉⠊⠀⠁⠁⠈⠉⠂⠤⢀⠈⠤⡀⠀⠈⠹⣾⡾⣯⢿⣻⣿⣶⣶⣸⡂⠀⢀⠏⢸⠷⣄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⡄⣄⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠄⠀⠁⠄⠀⠈⠻⣯⡿⣯⢿⣻⣯⣿⠂⠀⡜⠀⡼⠀⠙⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢦⣤⣠⠞⠚⠚⠉⠁⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠙⠓⠲⢢⣤⣀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣽⣟⣿⡿⣿⠀⡨⠂⣸⠁⠀⠀⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢅⠄⠆⠖⠤⡤⣀⠀⠂⠀⠠⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢍⠫⣢⣀⠈⢻⣾⣻⣽⠇⠀⠀⡜⠰⡀⠀⢀⠈⣿⡀⠀⠀
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