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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:02am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 8 May @ 3:44am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:01am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:39pm

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:29pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:37pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:57am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:19am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:02pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:19am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:25pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:16pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:59am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 9:31pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:45pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:34am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm