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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girl’s funeral😅👻💀 cause it’s bey blade or catch a fade🙏👊😠💯😭

Why the ♥♥♥♥ are microwaves so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loud? I'm hungry! I want my 4:24 AM ♥♥♥♥ Pocket™! I pop that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the microwave and the next thing you hear is: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Then the microwave roars like a 5.7L 350 ♥♥ in LS1 V8 from a 2000s Chevrolet Corvette. After it's done making that noise it beeps again: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Telling my entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apartment complex my ♥♥♥♥ Pockets™ are ready to be consumed.