Recent reviews by JP

Mother, all your hard work has been undone. Despite your best efforts I will die young. The insurmountable pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that is this game has given me an erection so powerful that Ive developed multiple grapefruit sized blood clots.
Goodbye cruel world
Goodbye Mother
Suck a fat ♥♥♥♥ Alicia and Bobby for ever bringing this into my life.

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This game taught me the vast number of creative and imaginative ways in which the English language can be used to bring to light certain personal traits and characteristics, such as the past promiscuity of my mother!

The tense gameplay brings out the best in people, who quickly become elite tier personal coaches willing to aid you in identifying each mistake you make!

The incredibly accurate and impregnable anti-cheat system allows you to have full faith in legitimacy of the opposing teams abilities!

And as an added bonus, Counter Strike: Global Offensive doubles as a multilingual aid!
I have learned many useful and commonly required phrases in a multitude of languages as a result of my time spent in competitive matchmaking!

In short I recommend this game to anybody with a low self esteem willing to be molded into greatness by their Eastern European overlords!

-♥♥♥♥ Блят