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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:36am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:59am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:12am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:57pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:11am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:11am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 12:57pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:59am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:30pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:43am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 9:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:43am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:45pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:49am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:14pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:43am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:13pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:27am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:14am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:26am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 3:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:05am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:31am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 11:05am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:44pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:13pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:53pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 2:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:43am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:42am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:51pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:52am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:47pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:17pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 3:17pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:31pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:33pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:11am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 3:16pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:12am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:48pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:40pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:50am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 3:16pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:23pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:11am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:24pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:27am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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