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The Trashman 22 May, 2024 @ 3:25pm 
-rep you know why
The Trashman 6 May, 2022 @ 7:15pm 
Sep 20, 2017 @ 12:56pm I know what you did
Azor Ahai 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06pm 
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DJ Taj Mahal 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm 
sneed
ChicagoTed 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm 
Signed by Richard Parker
Mike 13 Aug, 2021 @ 4:39pm 
Thanks Cody
Azor Ahai 13 Aug, 2021 @ 4:37pm 
+rep jordain
Jpayne 25 Dec, 2020 @ 7:18pm 
Merry Christmas Mike and everyone else. I can't be bothered to go down my whole list so please consider this a comment on everyone's profile thanks
Mike 25 Dec, 2020 @ 1:29am 
Merry Christmas Jordan and everyone else. I can't be bothered to go down my whole list so please consider this a comment on everyone's profile thanks
ChicagoTed 24 Dec, 2020 @ 9:16am 
-rep leafing always from loosing game
Jpayne 7 Oct, 2020 @ 10:19am 
+rep it's my own profile ha ha :)
ChicagoTed 1 Oct, 2020 @ 5:17am 
Shut up man
Mike 12 May, 2019 @ 10:07am 
Shut up man
The Trashman 11 May, 2019 @ 8:11pm 
+rep toxic
The Trashman 4 May, 2019 @ 9:00am 
+rep camper
The Trashman 2 Apr, 2019 @ 5:07pm 
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Mike 28 Aug, 2018 @ 4:38pm 
HELLO GOOGLE! I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A VERY LARGE ISSUE! MY SON! HAHAHA :)
Vahl 31 May, 2018 @ 4:17am 
You're dad lesbian
Vahl 2 May, 2018 @ 1:34pm 
This trap obsession is getting out of control. Just the other day I was hanging out with my mates and we saw a hot lady walk by. I said, damn look at that lady I bet she has nice boobies and all my friends were like Haha yeah lol Haha and then my friend was like yeah and she probably has nice DSLs and we all were like oh snap lol Haha and then my other friend said and I bet she has a nice ghrobbing ♥♥♥♥ too and then my other friends were like yeah Haha but I was like woah I want her to have a vagina so I can put my penis in it and then my friends started making fun of me and they called me ♥♥♥♥♥boy and started punching me in the shoulder and they kept making fun of me for never having sucked a girls penis and they were relentless until I was crying and then finally they all started kicking me while I was laying on the ground and they left and I was just sitting there in the dust
Undead-chan 12 Mar, 2018 @ 9:24pm 
I am NOT racist okay? Do NOT call me that! Why? Because it isn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ true. I LOVED Pulp Fiction and it has Samuel L. Jackson in it, who happens to be my favorite character. The fact of the matter is white people are just smarter, stronger, better looking, funnier, cooler, richer, and make the best food. Do I hate other races because of this? No. I love Mexican food for example. Yes, Mexicans are ugly, but I don't care because I love toquitos. Asians might be weak and unmanly, but guess what? I'm not some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ racist who hates them for it! They are super good at making weird porn. I love them for their ability to make porn any normal person would think revolting and demented.

Call me genius, visionary, enlightened if you want, but do NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me racist ever again.
The Trashman 17 Feb, 2018 @ 3:34pm 
STOP POSTING ON MY FACEBOOK! uncle john has bone cancer
DJ Taj Mahal 23 Dec, 2017 @ 5:49pm 
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The Trashman 18 Dec, 2017 @ 4:22pm 
hi add me for black paint
Sturkey Dinner_ 17 Dec, 2017 @ 5:07pm 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card "Mum's Visa" has been declined. Your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum Condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (-15%)
Sturkey Dinner_ 17 Dec, 2017 @ 5:03pm 
'oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye ♥♥♥♥♥ from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his ♥♥♥♥♥ village and watching our ♥♥♥♥-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? ♥♥♥♥ you. Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my car.'

How did Raimi get away with this?
Sturkey Dinner_ 17 Dec, 2017 @ 4:57pm 
I can't believe you actually said that. Do you even think before you spew ♥♥♥♥ all over the internet with your precious data plan that mommy and daddy pay for? You dense ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I can't even comprehend the intense idiocy that takes place in your malformed skull every single day. Here's a thought (things which you most likely don't have) GO ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF. In the incredibly rare possibility that you can actual muster the mental capacity to breathe and think at the same time, consider suicide. The human gene pool would be much better for your sacrifice. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ no good retarded dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Mike 17 Dec, 2017 @ 4:54pm 
Hi,
I'm going through my friends list and deleting people I never interact with. Unfortunately because you haven't said hi / hello or asked how I am for 5 days in a row, you are being removed to make room for people who ACTUALLY care about me >.>

If you want to re-add me, please fill out the "contact us" form on my profile and explain why you deserve to be forgiven.

Thanks and have a good life,

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! Password*******..LOADING..▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR ! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Send to ten people who you never want to lose. If you get 5,000 back, you're a human being!
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Vahl 17 Aug, 2017 @ 4:45pm 
I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full ♂Master♂ and change my entire house into a dungeon... ♂Dungeon♂Master♂ now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological
Vahl 7 Aug, 2017 @ 6:44pm 
pp
ChicagoTed 3 Jun, 2017 @ 4:48pm 
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ChicagoTed 18 Jan, 2017 @ 7:24pm 
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The Trashman 5 Jan, 2017 @ 11:45am 
♥♥♥♥ off you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skinny little ♥♥♥♥, you're always spouting the most enormous amount of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you really really piss me the ♥♥♥♥ off, im gonna go to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house in china and im going to edcuate you on the politics of the western world you little ♥♥♥♥♥
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Vahl 16 Dec, 2016 @ 6:14pm 
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
Vahl 16 Dec, 2016 @ 6:12pm 
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ChicagoTed 16 Dec, 2016 @ 6:10pm 
Delicious!
The Trashman 16 Dec, 2016 @ 6:05pm 
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ChicagoTed 16 Dec, 2016 @ 5:58pm 
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Sturkey Dinner_ 11 Nov, 2016 @ 2:29pm 
Post this on 10 friend's walls to let them know they're one massive
ChicagoTed 5 Oct, 2016 @ 6:57pm 
Post this on 10 friend's walls to let them know they're one massive










































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ChicagoTed 7 Sep, 2016 @ 5:07pm 
sorry wrong user lol could u delete this
ChicagoTed 7 Sep, 2016 @ 5:06pm 
hi i added to see if you want buy knife ? its a cs global knife and goes for quite a bit but was wondering if you were interested in my knife
ChicagoTed 21 Jul, 2016 @ 8:39am 
enjoy vac jpane u ♥♥♥♥ cant play canendwarf
The Trashman 1 Apr, 2016 @ 5:55pm 
+rep He is from Can-a-duh