Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.
ㅤ* I get my large circumference from too much pi.
ㅤ* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!