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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Crashes my PC and is only for microtransactions. Thanks.
Posted 24 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
12.9 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
My girlfriend left me and I was fired from my job, but I learned how to cook and I just bought a Bentley. 5 stars.
Posted 29 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.2 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Add real game store stuff like figures from Warhammer or a separate competing card game like MTG and 10/10. Right now is 9.9/10
Posted 20 October, 2024.
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17 people found this review helpful
4.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
After an hour or two, it's just so boring. All you can really do is run around doing the 5 repeatable quests and strongholds, which all look the same. There's almost nothing worth sticking around for, sure the character creator is alright but the rest of the game is barely mediocre at best. The world feels empty and lifeless, combat looks pretty but enemies way weaker than you will do a lot of damage, forcing you to burn through all you coins just to have enough ammo and potions for any actual fight. At level 6, a level 1 stronghold boss kept one-shotting me, and I wasn't about to grind repeatable boring missions for a boring fight for the next boring main quest.
Posted 22 October, 2022.
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169.4 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I would pay $20+ for this. Starts slow, but this is where all video games began. I love roguelites. Try, lose, get better, lose again, beat your own record,repeat. I reccomend silencing game music for you own slams though. If you cant gamble $3, ask your mommy.
Posted 25 February, 2022.
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603.6 hrs on record (94.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Second Minecraft. Easily worth the price of a AAA game, and this isn't even close to complete by the dev's standards.
Posted 19 March, 2021.
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6.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Lot of fun, great visuals, and a great workout.
Posted 23 January, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Fun to play, cheap too. Kind of discouraging when I saw how few outfits/hairstyles/etc there are, hopefully there will be an update with more content.
But either way, if you're considering buying this game, just buy it. At what, $3 even if you're disappointed you aren't really going to regret it
Posted 12 September, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
If you're expecting something akin to Elder Scrolls or The Witcher, you will be disappointed. This game is more like a K-mart brand Dark Souls with uglier aesthetics and less interesting characters.
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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8.2 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
I wish I could take all the money I paid when this was on kickstarter back from the developers and give it to the modders. The developers had no idea what they were doing and abandoned this game, to which the modding community had to fix. The game is a lot of fun (now that modders fixed most of the problems) and if you catch it on sale it is definitely worth the buy.
Posted 2 April, 2019.
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