And I quote:

You're not going to get much deeper backstory to Chell. At the most it will be as deep as Gordon, which basically consists of "GOT A DEGREE, MOVED TO BLACK MESA, FFFFFFUUUUUUUU"

You're at NASA. You're about to be launched into space. This is it. The crowning moment of your life. You hear the countdown and you're in tears. You hear "Blast off" and you're going up. Up into outer space. You land on the moon and guess what you see? GARY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OAK is already there, doing low-gravity back-flips.

The bombcast is everything that is good about video game journalism. That stretch on the beach of life where it goes from being two sets of footsteps to only one? That's not where the Bombcast abandoned you; it's where the Bombcast carried you. Listen to it, love it, live it, but only if you're into video games.

Penguin = Business goose

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