This player is the very embodiment of failure. A hollow shell masquerading as a teammate, they infest matches with their incompetence. Watching them attempt to last-hit is like witnessing a toddler swing a sword twice their size—pathetic and embarrassing.

They are blind to the minimap, deaf to pings, and allergic to teamwork. Their hero choices reek of arrogance, yet their execution resembles that of a bot left to rot in low priority. When the game demands courage, they vanish; when the team needs silence, they flood chat with excuses and bile.

Truly, they are a parasite on Dota 2, feeding off the efforts of others while dragging them into the abyss. Every match they enter dies a little faster. They are not a player, but a calamity—an omen of certain defeat, a disgrace that should be banished from the battlefield altogether.

Thank you for the carry. GODGAMER. Jumon level playz!

HACKER

u r gay

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

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