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596.7 hrs on record (104.3 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ GAME RNG
Posted 17 October, 2024.
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21.2 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
You did well, but you can do BETTER.

STFUUUUU!!! Thanks.

10/10 can deadstick land.
Posted 30 September, 2024.
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0.8 hrs on record
Bad Game
Bad Price
Bad Devs
Posted 20 September, 2024. Last edited 22 September, 2024.
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1,504.4 hrs on record (1,255.7 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Hackers
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ USE PROPER CALLOUTS
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much PREMIERE will make you TOXIC AS ♥♥♥♥, WHATCHU MEAN -500 FOR ELO???
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story, JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUSH B.
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ If you have more than 1000 on this, maybe you should rethink about your life choices.

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free! Unless you want to get COMPETITIVE!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Sometimes you hit, most of the time you miss. Hitbox is not a thing.
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☑ I am not going to stop playing this game, being toxic T-BAGGING, and talkshitting, CT players that are losing in Inferno.
Posted 5 July, 2024.
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380.8 hrs on record (201.1 hrs at review time)
Sony Interactive Entertainment: You are now required to Lin...
Me: TREASSSOOOONNN!!! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Posted 11 April, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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283.5 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Even though THERE ARE A LOTS OF BUGS AND FLAWS! You will ENJOY it! THE RUSH OF EVERY SECONDS OF THE GAME! INTENSE
Posted 10 May, 2014.
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7.7 hrs on record
good game to play with your friends
Posted 28 April, 2014.
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405.3 hrs on record (110.7 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE STRATEGY GAME! Like C&C!
Posted 17 March, 2014.
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