On another note, why have so many people slept with my mother? I mean I understand she is very fit with her swimming and being vegan and salad-sandwiches and all; but even children as young as 8 that I meet online appear to have “been doing your mom” which raises far more questions than it answers. How do they know my mom? And how can they get hard at 8 but I have Erectile Dysfunction at 18?

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I was approached in a dream by a magical fairy, they said to me, if you advertise our cleaning product to everyone you meet we will increase your pp size ten-fold. I said that it was a ridiculous trade because my pp was already amazing! Not as amazing as 'Del-Cleano' the all-new cleaning product that not ONLY fights stains, but arrests them and files a law-suit against them!!

RUS : Выберите что то одно из этого списка и напишите в моём профиле, отвечу тем же!
TR :Bunlardan birini seç profilime yapıştır bende senin profiline yapıştırıcagım
ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!
GER: Such dir eine Sache aus der Liste aus und schreib es unter mein Profil und ich mache es auch bei dir
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10/10 would steal his pc again