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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:08am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:02pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 1:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 4:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:55am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 2:59pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 11:25pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:59am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:47am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:19am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:06am



Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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