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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:50am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 4:24am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 1:57am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 9:21am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 12:56am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 8:55am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 10:49am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 9:31am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 8:06am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 11:05am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 6:21am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:37am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 9:26am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 10:03am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 6:20am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 2:15am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 8:31am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 10:20am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 6:21am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:32am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 6:34am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 6:22am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 5:38am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 10:50pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 1:20am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 9:44am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 11:32am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 6:23am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 9:46am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 11:23am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 4:21am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:15am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:32am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 11:16am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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