Oh Jimmy, your memes are quite a sight,
But I must admit, they're far from right.
A desperate attempt to bring some laughter,
Yet they fall flat, a true disaster.

Your humor lacks wit and creativity,
Leaving us with disappointment and brevity.
Memes should amuse, provoke a grin,
Yours just leave us wondering, "where to begin?"

With every post, our hopes are dashed,
Your memes are just dull, uninspired and trashed.
The internet's vast, with humor aplenty,
Yet yours are mediocre, at best, one out of twenty.

Friendly, it's time to step up your game,
Improve your memes, gain some fame.
In this meme-filled world, stand out and be bold,
Or forever be forgotten, in the shadows you'll hold.

d-o-g water

dude commented on my pf bc i threw a gold nova 1 match lol he that butt hurt abt his gold nova rank AHAHAHA lmk when u hit LEM

signed by me, lets play csgo

signed by me, lets play csgo

Pal thinks he's wicked chattering like that ☠️. If you identify me on the roads, sprint because I'm a treacherous individual 😭🐺💯

Awesome streams Jimmy!

uwu where are kittens(me xD) kisses. addady waddy skinny winny pimp muh fycka

haha hi jimmy love ur stream! xoxo

WHY YOU DOING WJHTWJAJTJATJAWJT!?!?!@??$@??!@?!@?

我之前跟你打过gogo

hacker in csgo

player hacker

please ♥♥♥♥ me

what is your comp rank?

gg ez

Could u sign me?

+rep huge cōck

♥♥♥♥♥ trash

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

+rep

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

i love jimmy

+rep, add me

wishes he had as good aim as me LFMAO

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away
And leave me feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home 'cause I miss you, Gary

[Chorus]
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)

[Verse 2]
Gary, can't you see that I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now, my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem
"Gary, Come Home"

[Chorus]
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Ah, Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home?

- Rep after a crazy tennis match i went up to him to shake his hand for a great match. He proceeded to bark in my ear and curse at my mother. I told him that he needs to calm down it's just a game. He ended up stealing my racket and puncturing the center of it his his rock hard crab apple he carried around in his pocket. At this time his eyes were bloodshot and his jaws foaming. I began to call the police. When the police arrived he was perched on the tallest branch of a tree howling at the midday sun. The police blasted him out of the tree but his body only fell to the branch below the top. Still too high to reach. So i went up to get him out of the tree. when i approached his limp body he sprung up, grabbed my wrist and said "I'm going to eat your bean! Mark my words! Hehe! BAR... *police gunshot*." I left shortly after that. Still scarred to this day. I recently heard he lived through the gunshot wounds and will be getting out of jail soon. #scared

If you're looking for someone to play CSGO with, he is a good player. But if you're looking for a friend... stay away from Jolly Jimmy. The year was 2008 and it was the most important day of my life. My wedding day, and the only thing I wanted JollyJimmy to do was be my best man. He agreed to it saying "Yeah as long as i'm not playing CS". When the ceremony began I looked around wondering where my best man and best friend was. He was nowhere to be found. Everyone in the building was looking for him shouting "JollyJimmy! JollyJimmy!" I thought he ran out on me, but atlas the flower girl found him curled up in the corner of a broom closet with a laptop playing a comp match on Mirage. I want my friend back. This game has taken over his life.

kicked me on round 3, ended up losing LUL

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! clicks delete LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep
Trash at cs, awful player, has no game sense, equivalent to a silver 1, over all a ♥♥♥♥ player...

your steam collection is trash

HAHAHA commment below XD and he said I got no friends. comments my prof just to call me "biggest cry baby" what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

feel bad for this dude.. seems like he grew up with no friends

added for csgo

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Mulder: You can get the next mutant.

"The X-Files: Tooms"

Mulder: Yeah, but why stab her boyfriend through the ear? The
magic was gone??!

"The X-Files: Unruhe"
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sweaty try hard :(

Get a life

your steam collection is trash

very bad teammate

Ur Stean Collection is trash

Hii jimmeh