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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.
Don't trust this guy
I'm 12 years old.
It would appear I've lost my mother in that barbie section of the toy aisle of the department store. Could you please help me? I would be so grateful if you did...
Oh, whats that? My mommy is in the men's restroom? Well, i'm stupid as hell so I guess i'll follow you. Oh, ok, now we're in the restroom. The men's restroom. Wha. wha-what WHAT? What the heck are you doing? You're unzipping your pants. Wow, is that a PENIS? I've heard alot about those. What's that, you want me to suck it? Ok.
OMNOMNOMNNOMONOMONOM...
I don't know how this'll help me find my mom, but WHUTEVS.
MONOMONPMOOMONOMNOMONONMNOMOMONOSLURPNomonomOONONOM.
Well. That was a tasty treat that can not be beat. Anyways wheres my mom?
What's that? You have a gun and you're going to murder me?
Ok! See ya later!