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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2020 @ 2:36pm

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:35am

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2020 @ 11:02am

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:27am

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 11:01am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2020 @ 9:20am

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 7:37am

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 6:15pm

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 1:33pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 4:00pm

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 2:34pm

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2020 @ 3:00pm

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 6:08pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:44am

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2020 @ 3:32pm

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2020 @ 9:24am

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 6:08pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 2:08pm



Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.

New Vocation

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.

Guinea Pig

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!