Johnny Bandini
Johnny Bandini   United States
 
 
My cyphers bite liars

"You should go to Planet Fitness cuz you're tacky and you're fat!" -Riff Raff

"They say I'm an elitist, like I'm better than the bunch? Uh, duh, nice hunch, ♥♥♥♥♥." -Pink Guy

Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself! -Cool Cat

ғᴏʀ ᴋᴏʟᴇᴄʜɪᴀ -terrorist

Jealousy is vibe down -2D

" I did not smoke a beef pipe. Let it be known! " -Adam Demamp
"Yes! You did! And I smoked the big beef pipe in his pants, and it's all gone downhill from there!" -Blake

Your deductions are fiction! -some weeb

YOU FORGOT TO MAKE IT SUPER SWAGGY! -justin beiber

"I know everything you're gonna d-" -xavier
"Say. And I know everything you're gonna-" -xavier
"Don't." -xavier

Yeah? You only got ONE peni? Let me see it. -xavier

"Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?" -Beavis
"Oh, there's so many slots, you won't know where to begin!" -Old lady
"WHOA! Hey Butthead, this chick's pretty cool!" -Beavis



:neildeal: Neil with it. :neildeal:
:evawhat: WhatEva :evawhat:
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"purple" -WackySpider

"CHRISTIAN MINGLE?!" -thwipb after learning his email was used to sign up for ChristianMingle

Virgil: k
Virgil: well my bday is tomorrow
ninehundred seventyone plunders: happy early b-day
Virgil: shut ♥♥♥♥ your mouth

handbanana --- Today at 2:45 AM
and sweaty, her name is april may
Virgil — Today at 2:45 AM
April may ♥♥♥♥ off

"I was tripping out because I was an acorn." -Magz
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The Box 13 sierpnia o 3:25 
<3
Themota 12 lipca 2023 o 18:57 
-Rep stole my african child and my heart told me im gay
Cheeze 15 listopada 2022 o 1:10 
Stinky man hit me with his nuts
js 22 sierpnia 2022 o 11:36 
hey!! i know you due to mainly you being the phone guy for dormitabis (and project freddy, that too), and i've friended you just now to ask some questions (if you're interested). they're mostly not tied to dormitabis but for something completely unrelated. if you're interested, please text me asap, thanks!!
Ricer 5 lutego 2022 o 19:39 
In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “I love you”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for the friends and person you like,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for a more serious relationship,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘I love you’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Share this with 5 people and you'll get a loli girlfriend.
CodyCorp 2 lutego 2022 o 21:57 
not trash