One day in an eternity in Hell, where murderers drown in the boiling Pool of Blood and sodomites are impaled on the Mountain of Spikes, a spider's thread descended from Paradise. One only had to climb it to escape his eternal damnation. That thread was long broken by now, but this is where I come in. Turns out all the gooning I did in my past life didn't amount to much that I only got sent to Purgatory, even though I was a Jerkmate ranked Plat. I guess in life, there's always a bigger gooner. They're probably getting run through in the Mountain of Spikes now, so better them than me. Anyways, I’m on spider's thread punishment duty where I'm doomed to forever edge a single thread of precum down into Hell. Apparently, the sinners are supposed to climb it up to Purgatory. So far in forever, no one has bothered to climb it, they're evil not stupid. But if one of you fellow gooners are down there, could you give it a little tug and a shake for a real one, I've heard it feels really good.

In life, you're either a smart fella or a fart smella.

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

kenangan yang telah berlalu. tak kan ku lupa. hanya engkau yang aku mahu. sudah tentu. kish cinta ku bersammu, tidak sempurna. walaupun apa pun kita tetap akan bersama. hariku lebih indah pabila kau ada ku menunggu, kau pulang. pulang sekakarang. ku rindu wajahmu, senyumanmanis mu sayang. hanya ku pemilik hatiku tiada yang dapat. mengatasi cinta kita apa ada nya hariku lebih indah pabila kau ada ku menunggu, kau pulang, pulang sekarang ku rindu wajahmu senyuman manis mu sayang. pabila bila kau tiada ku renung gambarmu menunggu sampai kau tiba WHERE , WHERE DID YOU GO, I got so much to say so you can go go go. tak bisa ku percaya yang kau sudah tiada ku tak kan menerima kenyataan kisah kita. tolong tolong lah pulang ku rindu wajahmu senyum mu yang sudah hilang.

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYATT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤

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