hacker

-rep punched me

-rep hit me in the head

ugly grill

Listen kid. I don't know if you're trolling right now, or if you actually believe any of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're saying. I am a top-class meme master and have been working at the meme forge as early as 2005, before your prepubescent eyes even had the pleasure to bask in the glorious light of a true meme. I have created true dankness at the tip of my fingers, have controlled and shifted entire trends on the world wide web with as little as a button press. Remember the Unflattering Beyonce Meme on 9Gag? That was me. I took that picture, and posted it to 9gag, reddit, 4chan, funnyjunk, memebase, digg, imgflip and sites you wouldn't even have heard of. You have no right to call me a pleb, you belligerent scrub. I am much more than just a basement dweller, nerd or whatever role you want to put me into. I am a highly experienced trend setter and an elite in my field. You can't even comprehend what I am, yet alone reach me. So don't tell me to stay put, because I won't. You are nothing to me.