I started gaming when I was wee lad, influenced by everything else being a trek. My life goal is to become a pro gamer and finally earn the respect of my parents. I am a bit of a ladies man, I have talked to a lot of guys pretending to be girls sooo pretty much, I know the way to a woman’s heart and other body parts, if you know what I mean.

Gaming isn't something that you can just pick up, you need to be lucky enough to inherit the skillz at birth. As an unborn baby I remember thinking "if only I had a Gameboy right now, waiting to be born wouldn't feel like it’s taking for ever and I could start developing my fine motor skills for future gaming!" As you can tell, I had a gamer’s attitude at a young age. Some might say I was blessed with an amazing gift, to those people I say "I know I'm blessed with unbeatable gaming skillz you idiot, don’t forget it ♥♥♥♥♥!"

Game on if you think you possess the gaming gene but just know, you'll never be better than me because I have played over 1000 hours of Counter Strike Source and I now own a Game boy(colour) so you better believe my fine motor skillz are 1337.


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