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7 people found this review funny
2.7 hrs on record
Al principio diras, que pedo esta madre ni da miedo, despues te dan ganas de jalarte el ganzo porque la fantasma esta bn chichistosa, despues de casi 40 min de juego es donde empieza el susto que da gusto como lo menciono te asustas y babeas por esa pechonalidad, lo recomiendo jugar con una mano en el mouse y otra en la entrepierna uno nunca sabe que te ira a tocar...
Posted 25 March, 2021.
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20 people found this review helpful
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1.9 hrs on record
El peor juego que he tenido la desgracia de jugar... la IA es una porqueria los puedes esquivar corriendo al lado de ellos literal menos de 1 metro al lado de ellos y nunca te pegaran... perdi mi tiempo y se que nunca volvera, desgraciadamente al jugar este juego tmb perdi mi hombria ahora tiro balas de salva y no podre embarazar a una mujer nunca mas... guarden su dinero y cuiden su futuro y sus primogenitos se los agradeceran...
Posted 7 March, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record
La veldad senti una satisfaccion enorme dentro de mi ingle al jugarlo, gran contenido mi cerebro crecio 4cm al terminarlo igual que mi nepe, lo recomiendo bastante y mas si eres streamer la raza te ayuda perron en todos los casos sin necesidad de pedir ayuda al juego... esperemos que exista the room 5 lo esperamos con ansias... Tu amigable Vecino el Hombre Joystick 30cm Flacida record guinnes 2021
Posted 21 February, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
20.5 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
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Para ser Streamer lo recomiendo mucho ya que es juego lento en movimientos el directo se ve con mucha claridad todos se llevan sus sustos muy buenos y se meten mucho en el juego lo volveria a jugar sin problemas pero ya quiero saber el final
Posted 3 November, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
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29.2 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Solamente puedo decir que lo amo este juego, tiene graficos demasiado reales CALIDAD 100%... tiene sustos, historia, mantiene el clasido resident evil 2 en la trama y largo para vencer con calma para vivir cada momento de este juego y admirarlo
Posted 25 January, 2019.
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12 people found this review helpful
2,680.2 hrs on record (401.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ok first of all i am over 400 hrs and let me tell you something...

For an Early Access game its pretty awesome, of course it will have issues, problems, sometimes hackers, bugs, not fully optimized stuff but the game gives the adrenaline rush every time u hit top 10 Remaining people so it deliveres at the end, the developers are working hard to make it fully playable before 2018 so the december patch will be extremely changing game for everyone, since the beggining now my PC runs at 144FPS (95 FPS fisrt time playing) so they are doing their job and optimizing pretty well.

If the game its fun right now, wait until they fully optimize it and add all the new stuff to the game it will be the greatest of the year or more

Posted 25 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
65.8 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Great game!!!

battles are good, scenarios are huge, to much to search for, sometimes a waste of time in searching huge areas with not even a chest to find but at the end ull enjoy the game and feel great that u dont miss anything, the combos system and artes are annoying at first but you will get used to it, TIP: change diffuculty to hard (better armor drop rate, skills faster etc. not much change in actual difficult) and unleash the fury ull get more items and get stronger quickly, EXP is not what u must aim for, in this game just armor and weapons are the ones that makes u op, fuse armors and weapons at early game all u can to undestand the rules and better fusion forms, it doesnt matter ur early game armors as ull be getting the good ones from mid game to late game but ull be stronger early game in no time.
Posted 1 November, 2015.
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