I own a longsword for home defense, just like ye lordes of old intended. four rapscallions break into my cottage. “the bloody ♥♥♥♥?” as i grab my helm and swordbelt. ram a five foot blade into the first man, he’s dead on the spot. draw my seax on the second man, it doesn’t penetrate mail because it’s british and bruises his ribs. i have to resort to the ballistae mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a serrated point, “your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!” the bolt catches two men and shreds them, the force cracks my sidewalk and sends concrete flying. draw flail and run down the last terrified bandit. he dies of brain damage waiting for the police to arrive since blunt force trauma can’t be healed. Just as the Lord intended.:tobdog:

jchm : stay tiny

I've known Jchm for 15 years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.

HOT 🔥 Claudettes 👧 in YOUR AREA 🗺️ are playing ⏯️ DEAD BY DAYLIGHT! ☠️ Are YOU 👨‍🦲 hung 😏 like a HOOKED SURVIVOR 🎣 or is your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 exhausted 😰 from being DEAD HARD??? Share 🤝 with ONE friend 👱 and NURSE 🏥 will click 🖱️ your FLASHLIGHT 🔦 until your SPINE CHILL 🐈 activates. Share 🤝 with FIVE friends 👧 and JANE ROMERO 💁‍♀️ will suck 🌬️ your SLIPPERY MEAT 🥩 in the KILLER SHACK 🏚️ Share 🤝 with TEN friends 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and get POUNDED 🔨 by a red rank SWF 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 and covered in MURKY REAGENT 💦 Better HURRY 🏃 and BLOW 🌬️ another survivors GEN💡before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐇 uses NOED 💀 (No One Escapes ♥♥♥♥ 🍆)!

-rep completely rude to me (it was not only him it was a group of others) calling me names for no reason, other than what my name i son steam. i think that'sjust complete stupidity.

I own a longsword for home defense, just like ye lordes of old intended. four rapscallions break into my cottage. “the bloody ♥♥♥♥?” as i grab my helm and swordbelt. ram a five foot blade into the first man, he’s dead on the spot. draw my seax on the second man, it doesn’t penetrate mail because it’s british and bruises his ribs. i have to resort to the ballistae mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a serrated point, “your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!” the bolt catches two men and shreds them, the force cracks my sidewalk and sends concrete flying. draw flail and run down the last terrified bandit. he dies of brain damage waiting for the police to arrive since blunt force trauma can’t be healed. Just as the Lord intended.:tobdog:

rat

has no friends

Got a question for you when you're around again.

Good survivor :)

twins main...

70s Burt Reynolds, very nice

Balls of sus

nooooooooob player

Going to flog you soon

OwO

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"don't say cuck, or autismagus" - Josh, 2018

One year later, I still have the worst comment section on Steam.

"Caveman ass ♥♥♥♥♥" - Brad, 2018

"But its really good. Just a lot of descriptions of how supple children are" - Brad, 2018

"rape strats" - Brad, 2018

"I haven't been 'into' rape." - Brad, 2018

"Don't put rape in my mouth" - Brad, 2018

"Rape surrounds us" - Brad, 2018

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"Stupid sexy teens." - Brad, 2018

"I am absolutely in support of eugenics." - Cameron, 2017

"I am more useful than a midget. There is no debating this." - Cameron, 2017

"It's just responsible to rape." - Brad, 2017

"I get older. They stay the same age." - Brad, 2017

I most definitely have the worst comment section on Steam

"You were wearing a tight little miniskirt in front of a horde of inner city thugs. you asked for it" - Brad, 2017

"he wants it. He just doesn't know he wants it yet" - Brad, 2017

I think I might actually have the worst comment section on Steam

"Maori is lower class black." - Brad, 2017

"you cant spell pedophile without phile which is love in greek" - Brad, 2017

"I hope you impregnate purple girl and she miscarries" - Brad, 2017

"my pemnbis small" - Brad, 2017

"I was just pretending to be a padophile" - Brad, 2017

"I have so much fat that no one could rape me. They would need an enormous penis to even get in" - Brad, 2017

"I think I'm a pedophile." - Brad, 2017

"I'm a paedophile." - Brad, 2017

"Check out dat booty." - Brad, 2017

ashes: wednesday is anzac day
ashes: dumb ♥♥♥♥
ashes: not tues
ashes: dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
ashes: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Eggthar: i like how you're abusing me
Eggthar: for saying anzac is wednesday
Eggthar: Tuesday, 25 April
Anzac Day 2017 in Queensland

[1:26 PM] Ashes: i wanna play league please harry u are all i have
[1:26 PM] Ashes: league of legends is all i have

"surprise enema would be so much more rewarding than laxative in the coffee" - Brad, 2017

"real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is born real ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Brad, 2017

"maori is lower class black" - Brad, 2017

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