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🚗 * 🚕 * 📘 * 🎄 * 🎫 * 👹 * 🌽 * 🌳 * 💚 * 🐠 * 😺 * 🌏 * 📒 * 🐊 * 🐳 * 🌋
ㅤ* Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
ㅤ* Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
ㅤ* I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
🥒 * 📀 * 👔 * 🚗 * 🥗 * 🎫 * 🏀 * 🎁 * 💃 * 📘 * 🐝 * ⛳ * 🥞 * 🏓 * 🔋 * 🎽
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!