"How to Start A First World War".

Step 1: Have a Serb shoot an Austrian Prince.
Step 2: have a system of alliances that even a five year old would know that this is a bad idea.
Step 3: Drag thous countries into a Global War with absolutely little though of the consequences what so ever.
Step 4: Have the war kill 10 Million People, including 7 Million Civilians.
Step 5: Make no progress in the West what so ever. (Unless your Germany in Russia then yeah keep doing what your doing Germany.)
Step 6: Have a Revolution in Russia!........COMMUNISM!
Step 7: Now five years into the war ask yourself, "Wait why did we go to war again?"
Step 8: Win the war then place every single drop of the blame on Germany, because yeah the Allies were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Step 9: Sit back and wait Patiently for World War II started by a angry Austrian who is butt hurt for not getting in a Vienna art school.

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