The math is agreed upod by the leading scientists. 100 cones per day is impossible to achieve. No man can smoke 100 cones, if you take into account 8 hours of sleep. Time eating, and the physicality of the intake. This is the limitation on a human, but in the future a man will reach this feat of strength. I truly believe one day, a man with the will power of steel, will tackle this task.

Hey bro, ended up trying that mass gainer you recommended the other week. Long story short, I failed a piss test at work and I've been up for over 7 days

+rep tough opponent

"Who the ♥♥♥♥ is Dolan Duck?" "He claimed to be a duck, but he wasn't. He was a scam artist."

 ...if I gave you a bigger stronger ♥♥♥♥ than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

It is wonderful to ♥♥♥♥ a farting woman when every ♥♥♥♥ drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.

It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Let's prove we're the best duo.