get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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The good thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.
-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
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[a police officer pulls Peter over in his car]
Police Officer: License and reg... hey, aren't you the guy who found out he's part black?
Peter: Yes I am.
Police Officer: [into walkie-talkie] Report of a possible stolen vehicle.
Peter: But this is my car.
Police Officer: Suspect becoming beligerent.
Peter: Wha...
Police Officer: Officer down. [Officer falls to ground, police cars surround Peter]
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So many women; so little nerve.
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Turnaucka's Law:
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
electrical cord.
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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.[/u