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106 of 127 (83%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 6:58pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 11:28am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 12:10pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 9:37am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 8:22am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 11:08am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 11:54am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 9:07am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 6:40pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 5:43pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 7:02am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 9:01am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 7:07am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 9:56am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 11:33am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 9:16am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 8:32am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 8:14am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 8:09am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 8:12am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 8:12am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 5:57pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 12:19pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 12:37pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 12:47pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 11:33am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 3:00pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 11:38am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 11:16am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 5:27pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 11:06am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 5:31pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 12:14pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 12:17pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 12:09pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 5:50pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 5:42pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 12:27pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 5:32pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 6:08pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 5:39pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 12:19pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 3:35pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 12:01pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 5:21pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 3:14pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 11:20am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 8:45am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 4:45pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 7:39am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 6:45am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 9:13am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 8:55am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 7:53am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 8:11am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 6:28pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 7:20am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 6:59am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 7:49am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 7:04am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 6:53am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 8:05am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 6:33pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 6:37pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 8:15am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 8:13am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 6:19pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 4:15pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 7:28am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 10:01am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 8:12am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 4:45pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 6:43pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 11:44am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 10:52am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 10:45am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 2:20pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 10:25am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 1:54pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 1:13pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 1:06pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 2:21pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 10:05am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 10:11am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 2:34pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2016 @ 10:26am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 4:52pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 2:14pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 9:40am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 5:05pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 9:22am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:26pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 9:22am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:45pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:31pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 12:42pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:34pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:18pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:09pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:04pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:14pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:16pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:21pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 12:40pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 4:21pm



Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.