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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 3:46am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 3:54am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 3:58am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2015 @ 5:39am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2015 @ 5:56am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2015 @ 6:09am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 3:58am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 3:59am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 4:11am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 4:30am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 4:36am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 4:41am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 5:02am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 5:06am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 5:51am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 6:28am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 11:04pm

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 6:53am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 11:10pm

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 10:48pm

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 10:55pm

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 11:47pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 11:57pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2015 @ 12:14am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 4:16am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 4:57am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 5:18am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 6:57am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 5:28am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 11:51pm



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.