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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

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♥♥♥♥ SKELETON LOOKIN DADLESS LOOKIN ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

College Athlete, Student, and Guitarist

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Most times when we have sex, I stay on top as she is a bit lazy and usually asks me to. Normally, missionary position, not that fast/hard, but some times we both are in the mood for something faster and harder, so that's what we do.

The catch is: when I start thrusting too fast and too hard, my GF starts behaving like she was possessed by some sex-craving demon that wants to tear my skin off, or bite my limbs out.

I end up holding her arms with my hands, and keeping a distance from her head (that's where the true danger is), and she will just look at me like a rabid animal, including making the noises of one.

One might think that she feels pain or doesn't feel pleasure during our sex relations, but everytime I ask her, she says it's going well and tells me to keep going.

Is this normal? Has anyone ever had relations with a Chain Chomp (or are you one?)? It feels very unnatural and unhuman like.

not complaining tho, I like it.

Does anyone else find Mufasa's death scene sexually arousing? When Scar pierces Mufasa's paws and he cries for help I can feel the blood from my body slowly makes it's way down to my penis, which screams in lustful harmony as Mufasa cries out in pain. And then he lies on the floor, dead and still, as if he were a silent woman laying on her bed, fully nude, beckoning you to ♥♥♥♥ her. Place yourself in the position of Simba; the man whom once dominated you in your everyday life now lies unable to be dominated - it is the dream of every sub to be the dom for once. Then Simba approaches his dead father and with his small, weak and subordinate yet at this moment powerful paw, begins grazing against Mufasa's soft pelt. Then he cries, the dominated breaks down once more even in the stillness of his dominatrix. Maybe it's just me, but I really get off to Simba crying over his dead father.

They dismissed me from a commercial flight due to the possession of a single oxycodone pill,
At the time directly following the present moment, Lilliam Pumpernickel is navigating a private rapid airborne transportation,
Each and every human being in this establishment cries "curse WestJet!",
Lilliam Pumpernickel is hitherto participating in the trading of methamphetamine,
One hundred thousand dollars worth of ornaments equipped around my wrist where at the same time I am taking small mouthfuls of promethazine hydrochloride intendedly brewed as a recreational beverage, Fornicate with a petite wench, cause her vulva to damp,
Lilliam Pumpernickel, Heigh!
Lilliam Pumpernickel, Ho!

Thy mother is still occupying herself below a tent, Ho!
I am hitherto trading psychoactive narcotics commonly known as marijuana aboard commercial express airborne transport vehicles, Huzzah!
Me including my grandmother consume medicines purposely intended for recreational drug use, Ho!
Absolutely none of the matter is old-fashioned according to my perceptions,
Fornicating with my facilitator, pronounce the situation as education,
Purchased a few products of the Christian Louboutin consortium of fashion distinguished by its crimson sole, the said products are consumptive in terms of valuable currency,
Curse thy air services, curse thy business,
Wench, thy exhalation odour is equivalent to that of tobacco products,
I would prefer to fornicate with a wench whom occupies the low-cost, government funded economy residences,

Gucci syndicate Heigh, Ho!
Lilliam Pumpernickel, Heigh!
Gucci syndicate, Ho!
Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, (Gucci syndicate)
Expended a decad of a certain currency in order to acquire a series of linked metal loops which purpose is intended for contemporary fashion,
My wench has an obsessive passion of abusing Benzoylmethylecgonine,
I fornicated with a wench, I failed to bethink her appellation, Heigh!
I simply would not acquire a marriage ring for a wench, Ho!
I would have preferably depleted my acquired currency for products of the Balmain luxury fashion trademark,
Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate,
The codeine cough syrup which is in my possession is of higher value than that of your landlord's monthly tariff, Heigh!

hey, eat my ass

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