Recent reviews by jicob

feels like the only thing missing is subway surfers in the bottom right

>desperately tried to cover up his degenerate furry ERP past
>drove out 2 hours to meet up with an underage girl
>constantly brags about owning "3 defcon black badges" which he piggybacked his way for using the 11 other people in his group
>prefaces every take by saying he worked at blizzard for 7 years
>boasts about his dad being one of the first 10 people at blizzard (essentialy outing himself as a nepo baby)
>delayed "his" game's full release 10 times
>the game's code is completely incomprehensible requiring constant cross-referencing to make sense of
>every choice is bound to a number in a list of around a thousand of them with code comments explaining what each of them are
>7 years blizz employee btw
>ditched a 20k$ kickstarter
>faked illnesses and other complications for the sake of further delaying development
>the very embodiment of incompetency and procrastination whilst also painting himself as a gamedev guru
>riddled with insecurities to the point of using a voice changer on stream, denies it calling it a "second puberty" at 33
>every public statement/apology somehow contains both appeal to authority and self victimization
>made a good image for himself the same way as critikal or asmongold did, saying the most populist, widely-accepted, milquetoast takes as if they're some unattainable wisdom of gods
>7 years of experience working at blizzard
>complete manchild lashing out at any and all criticism yet trying his best to look as unfazed as possible
>heavily criticised stopkillinggames (despite all his previous preaching leading you to believe he wouldn't), misunderstanding half of it and forgoing any further research on the topic
>2025 hits and people finally start noticing how pathetic he actually is
>all it took was him being garbage at wow
>7 years at blizzard and can't click on a mana gem

jason (((thor))) hall is a good-for-nothing insecure grifter incapable of even halfway finishing a 10 year old undertale clone despite all the time in the world and more than enough funding. but hey, at least his streaming career seems pretty fruitful, right?

...and did i mention his 7 years at blizzard already?

>"Lone Shadow Vilehand"
>look inside
>two enemies

i hate my life