Recent reviews by JGB8

A nice little game about destroying nodes, and getting upgrades to destroy even more nodes.
It's a short game that should take around 3 to 4 hours. It has achievements, but you'll most likely get all of them by the time you beat the game.

If ya played Garten of Banban, this is the previous game except way too long and not many improvements. If you have not played Garten of Banban, it's a mascot horror franchise that is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you'd think it's a parody, however the quality is too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to treat it like one.

For those who live under the deepest rock, or maybe another planet:
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a FPS game that is involved around teamwork. Story? What story, it's just counter-terrorists and terrorists fighting each other with their own objectives, it doesnt even go that deep. Even if it was to take it seriously, the game allows you to put paint in the guns, how can you take that seriously?
Anyways, now since you know what it is, how is it?
It's very simple, at a start of each round you can buy a gun, just to possibly all the money spent on that gun to go to complete waste as you get headshotted or killed with the one sniper that one shots (unless you're hit in the leg).
Objective of Terrorists: Plant the bomb on the site and make it go BOOM.
Objective of Counter-Terrorists: Prevent Terrorists from planting, if that happens? Stop the bomb from going BOOM.
Other way for any team to win? Just kill the entire enemy team.
Oh yeah and there's a timer, dont forget to plant the bomb before the time ends.
The game ends when you win the most rounds.
So modes, what are they?
Casual: 10v10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, not meant to be taken seriously and you'll just mostly buy a primary gun anyways (and will probably get killed too)
Competitive: 5v5 that aint a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (unless there are trolls or cheaters), meant to be taken seriously as this is the step number 1 to go pro (in your dreams anyways).
Wingman: 2v2, technically the half of competitive (with ranks as well of course, it is THE HALF of competitive after all)
Deathmatch: 10 minutes of trying to kill as many people possible to get the most points (enjoy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on spawns)
War Games: Collection of modes that change rules a bit, such as:
Arms Race: Kill two people, the leader on the enemy team, or be a stabbing bastard to get promoted, ends when someone gets stabbed with the golden knife
Demolition: small maps with only one site, weapon is awarded if you get a kill on a round (extra kills means extra grenade)
Flying Scoutsman: Gravity is low, everyone has scouts, and accuracy penalty is next to non-existent
And last but not least, Retake: 4CTv3T simulation of when the CTs on a site were incompetent and the bomb is planted.
There are also workshop maps and a battle royale mode (called Danger Zone, and it has ranks, because y'know, battle royales are completely skill based).
Anyways, you're probably wondering about the paint on the guns I mentioned. That's skins, either ya get the free drops or pay for it (with gambling or the market).
Speaking of having to spend money, there is also a Prime Status (to reduce the chances of finding cheaters, obviously dont be a ♥♥♥♥ if you dont want that to happen) and a 1€/month service to see stats on competitive modes, along with a graph that shows the win chance of the round that just ended (I honestly have no idea why this even exists, then again Im not really trying to go pro).
Now did this convince you to play it? No? Well the game is free, why not try it? Sure you might face cheaters but even then.