Recent reviews by JezzaSHO

Bonk

My review can be summed up in my most recent match. My squad dropped fairly close to the power plant. Our first casualty was a guy who landed on a building wrong and fell through the map. The remaining two teammates began looting when an altercation broke out. I couldn't make out what the group of Chinese man was saying but it seems as if the squeaker of our group picked up a Kar 98 that wasn't rightfully his. As I moved in for a closer look, shots rang out from their building. It was only a warning but the Chinese man had made it clear that he was leaving that house with a Kar one way or another. Before the squeaker had a chance to make it to the motorcycle, the China man downed him with a shotgun. Fearful of the same fate, I dropped my SKS in a bush outside the home and was sporting nothing but a helmet and a crowbar when I entered the home. The Chinese man dropped several useless items at my feet next to the squeaker's body before we departed the area in search of more loot. Shortly after looting several small buildings, we came across a group about 400 meters ahead of us. We played it safe and stayed back, waiting for the perfect time to strike. After stalking the team for several miles, we decided to make our move. I stayed low to some bushes outside the team's stronghold and waited for them to exit the house. When I turned to make sure my teammate was also in position, I realized he had stolen our motorcycle and was quickly eliminated in a barrage of gunfire coming from a group behind us that we didnt see. I quickly went prone and found myself in a heated battle between the group in the house and our surprise guests. When the smoke cleared, the victors exited the area as the zone had moved another 10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ miles across the map. I popped out of the bush and made a run for it through a wheat field in a safer direction. As I approached the blue wall of death, I was overwhelmed with happiness that my health had only depleted by half. I was maxed out on level three gear and a suppressed M4 decked out with the best attachments, 7 painkillers, and a few medkits. I was in the top 15 with great position for the next zone. After several bandages, I heard a faint honking sound in the distance. Before I knew it, a UAZ who had used the hill behind me as a motorcross jump, had landed in front of me. As I stood there in awe, a naked man with an Uzi jumped up from a bush and killed me with little effort, looted my ♥♥♥♥, and won the game.

10/10

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