Just wanted to let you guys know about this. Apparently if you get an e-mail with the subject "stinky cheese," you should REFRAIN from opening it or else it will:

Translate your documents into Swahili, make your TV record Gigli, neuter your pets, give your laundry static cling, make your computer screen freeze, erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs, erase your hard drive and your backups too, erase the hard drives of anyone related to you, make all the paint peel off your walls, make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey, invest your money in stock in Euro Disney, tie up your phone making prank long-distance calls, set your clocks back an hour, start clogging the shower, decide to give you a permanent wedgie, legally change your name to Reggie, mess up the pH balance in your pool, melt your face right off your skull, make your iPod only play Jethro Tull, tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep, make you physically attracted to sheep ,steal your identity and your credit card , buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards, cause a major rift in time and space, leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place, and email your grandmother all your porn.

If you end up getting infected, do this:

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down, drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground, bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine, and then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online.

Just to let you know in case you ever get an email with the subject "Stinky Cheese" (which the subject title will possibly be in ALL CAPS.)