:'( RIP will be missed was one epic memer!

no u

i miss u :(

-rep isn't intelechul

8/10 very informative, may give it a go in later life

This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.

-rep

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Nice cheat XD

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-rep scamozzed me out of my anal virginity

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bad at games -rep

+rep retaehc

cheater

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-rep el potat

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Helo boi, it's me ingjen, time for another story,

Our story begins in the land of the rectum inspectors (Kristianstad, Sweden) where a little japanese girl was like idk like having some ethical dilemma or some ♥♥♥♥♥ idk the film was very confusing so basically i finished this film with a massive erection and I'm talking like bordering illegal kinda ♥♥♥♥. So i realised i needed to sort this out. In a panic i looked around for something to 'distill my potent squash' and thought "yes, my cucumber collection does look swanky as♥♥♥♥" so i hopped on the bandwagon of pleasure and headed to the local 'distillery' little did i realise in my hazy state the sign on the shop wasnt actually for a whisky manufacturer but a local gay rent boi brothel.

And not to much of my surprise TSB - Jetroxide was ready and waiting for his next 'hot beat'. Unfortunately for me ol' jetro here wouldnt take no for an answer and i ended up paying for not 1, not 2 but 47 hours worth of dinosaur erotica reading and he didnt even slow down for the junk of a hunk giving him a ticket for the ride of his life. This service, once again, was not quite up to standard as, in dota terms, my monkey king bar was enlarge to a critical percentage of 300%. Cya xx

-rep eats George's ass for $1

-rep likes ♥♥♥♥ in his ass
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same

Continued from before...

But it was not only this that bothered me he then had the audacity to read manga to me for 7 hours and 43 minutes while i slowely bled out onto the asphalt which while giving me several monsterously large erections did cause problems for local french commuters. Naturally I was at his mercy as french authorities died of cancer before even getting 10 feet from me from the sheer manga exposure. So yea not pleased one bit. But I did get chlamydia so it wasn't a total waste of my time +rep 8/8 was ok

Where do I even begin... well lets just say I was less than thrilled by the service provided to me. When I asked for 'the princess treatment' I mean I expected this..
When a man licks, kisses, tongues and sucks a woman's ♥♥♥♥♥, anus, butt crack, and butt cheeks. Basically orally worshiping everything typically covered by her panties.
"Have you and Miguel had sex yet?"
"Not yet. But he's been giving me the princess treatment every night for a week. I'm starting to feel like a ♥♥♥♥♥ for not returning the favour"
"I'm sure he loves tonguing your ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass all night!"
.. but instead im forced into the back of a mercedes and crashed into a french tunnel which was, to be fair, less than amusing. Not to mention that my death was extremely inconvient seeing as I needed to be in Kankaanpää, Finland the following day for my annual wank there.

+rep I'm a punny guy

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+rep not bronze

-rep sliver noob

+rep good trader

-rep stole my keniff

you got me

pleb

slapper

DID YOU ADD ME TO GIVE ME MONEY?!
I LIKE MONEY
GIVE ME MONEY

"The reason I got this vac ban is because I am an mlg hacker that is too good for games. " On TF2

This is the account of a plebian who can not hold down a job, as a result of this he scams people's "Counter Strike: Global Offensive" skins, this behavour should not be condoned by Valve and as a result I believe he should be permanently banned so he does not have the capability to cause anyone else grief with his discusting practises. What ever you do don't trust this despicable excuse for a human being!













JK !!!

ty

-rep for being an epileptic at a Pink Floyd Concert

carried.

-rep Thinks he's big

same

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stole my pokemon deck and now he has stolen my asiimov, pls report him so i can get my bby back :( -rep