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This Steam account has been seized by the FBI for possession of questionable content, specifically loli hentai. Your waifu is now evidence in an ongoing investigation. 🚔
Under Section 1337 of the Anti-Weeb Code, all suspiciously kawaii material is subject to immediate confiscation. Consequences may include:
- A stern talking-to from your mom 👩👦
- Having your internet history read at family gatherings 📖
- Lifetime ban from the Internet Anime Police 👮♂️
You have the right to remain silent, but you should probably apologize to your search history. If you believe this is a mistake, contact our Otaku Rehabilitation Program at 1-800-NO-HENTAI. Remember: friends don't let friends watch loli hentai. Stay safe and wholesome, gamers.
Sincerely,
The FBI (Federal Baka Investigation) 🚨