Recent reviews by Jefe

Every CoD they've made after Black Ops 2(2012) is ass.

Paid 70€ for this back in 2011.
Truly one of the worst games I've ever played.

Miyazaki is wild for putting that hidden sex scene with John Elden Ring in there.

Finally escaped Tarkov :)

Enshrouded: A Descent into Despair

The Good (Or Lack Thereof)
Visuals: Enshrouded’s high-fantasy art style is like a beautifully wrapped gift with nothing inside. Sure, it’s pretty to look at, but once you unwrap it, you realize there’s no substance. The landscapes are picturesque, but they’re as empty as my hopes for a satisfying gaming experience.
Base Building: Ah, yes, the joy of constructing your own little haven in a post-apocalyptic world. But wait! The joy is short-lived. And don’t get me started on the placement glitches that turn your cozy cottage into a leaning tower of Pisa.

The Bad
You’re the Flameborn, apparently, but good luck figuring out why or how. The game tosses you into its world like a soggy cracker into a bowl of soup and expects you to care. Spoiler alert: You won’t.
Combat: It’s clunky, unresponsive, and about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Swing your sword, miss, repeat. Rinse and repeat. And repeat. And repeat. You get the idea.
Repetitive Travel: Embervale, the game’s world, is vast. So vast that traversing it feels like an eternal treadmill workout. You’ll spend more time walking from point A to point B than actually doing anything interesting. By the time you reach your destination, you’ll have aged like a fine cheese left out in the sun.

The Ugly
Bugs Galore: Enshrouded is a breeding ground for bugs. Not the cute, harmless kind – the infuriating, game-breaking kind. NPCs moonwalk through walls and terrain, quests glitch into oblivion, and the Shroud itself seems to have infected the code.

Final Verdict
Enshrouded is the gaming equivalent of a soggy sandwich left out in the rain. It promises grand adventures but delivers mediocrity wrapped in a pretty package. If you enjoy frustration, disappointment, and questioning your existence, then by all means, dive into this abyss. For the rest of us, there are better ways to spend our precious hours.

The handling is a horrible mixture of drifty and grippy. (drifting and grip racing are atrocious)
Story is cringeworthy at best with the most insufferable characters imaginable.
If the horrible handling didn't ruin the game, then the constant police chases and them only targeting the player in races by pittin, slamming, boxing or brake checking is the thing that completely ruins the game.

The only few good things about this game are the visual customization, vehicle sounds and ok-ish map.

"You're just mad cuz I'll be able to do something with my fxcking guitar hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life. So yeah, you're gay." *Poorly plays the opening riff to Metallica's Enter Sandman*

Maybe not as good as FH4 or especially FH3, but it's the perfect kind of game to shut off your brain and relax after a long day.

cyan:wave:Buying gf

I came to their island, pillaged their camps, killed and ate probably around 50 of them and destroyed their forests.

Who's really the bad guy here?