helo am silver 3 man from finland i selled my brain to write this

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out.

This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.

I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

Moi, mun 6v poikani on sun Minecraft videoiden suuri fani. Hän on nyt kärttänyt mua jättämään sulle viestiä että josko mitenkään voisit näyttää miten rakennetaan suuri farmitalo jossa on kissoja, hevosia, lehmiä ja possuja. Ja tietysti kanala...
Waltteri haluaa vielä lähettää omin sanoin viestin; " Ihailen sinun videoitasi , olet mahtava!

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Ei vittu pakko sanoo et oon kyl kova fani! :D Katellu sun Kouluampumis-vlogei aika paljo ja pakko sanoo kyllä et oot ihan saamerin hyvä ampuun ala-astelaisia :D Ois kiva päästä sun kanssas PÄIVÄKODILLE AMMUSKELEEN , mut se ei varmaan sulle kävis? :D Ois mahtavaa jos kävisit MEIÄNKI KOULUSSA AMMUSKELEEN, ni voin kavereille vähän lesoilla!

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