"you're such a medic bag, i need it"

"I am in the absolutely necessary requirement of acquiring supplementary organic compounds used for medical purposes only, which are contained inside the carrying device known as "bag", which is a two handle, light container able to transport a variety of objects that may be helpful for the person carrying that container, and by making use of the medical supplementary compounds, I will be able to restore myself to full health by treating my wounds caused by projectiles known as bullets, which were fired by the police right to my chest and are causing me to spill the content of my body called blood, which is very dangerous for my integrity, and also allowing me to regain strength and being able to continue my time on this existence from a morally ambiguous acts of taking money bank containment unit named as vault, which keeps of the citizens of the USA safe and being able to gain physically useless although meaningful object known as money."