i am zorted out of my mind

Favorite superhero is Brade

BOO 10/1/2024 Hunt Showdown

[Nerd]
Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in Kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I’m no rocket scientist - oh wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see
You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe

[Geek]
That’s right, I’m a geek; I’ve got brains and a personality
I wear my glasses sincerely and my T-Shirts ironically
There’re some things you can’t learn in a class
Or else I’d sign you up for “Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast”
You’re just so early 2013
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing
I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux
Too bad there’s no app to neutralize your B.O
While you’re lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long
I’ll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV, and your mom

[Nerd]
Sure, grooming’s not my thing, but I don’t care
I look so good in chain-mail that it’s not Renaissance Faire

[Geek]
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject Party?
I’d rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army
I tried Dungeons and Dragons once and I died - of boredom
But I’ll still kick your Assassin’s Creed post-mortem
Mario Party’s the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim: an endless quest of Solitude