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Where do I begin? I was a big fan of the original Aksel but always saw room for improvement. Many years ago we saw the release of Aksel 2.0 which brought with it increased interactivity and a increased progression in the main story, now featuring quests outside of the building the original was set within.
Aksel 2.0 was good at release and it brought with it a lot of nice changes but there were also a lot of things the fans had been asking for that wasn't included, such as a path in the story where Skype was invented.
Overall I'd really like to say I rate Aksel 3.0 a full 10/10 but with so many requested features STILL not added (Skype update???? Hello????) I cant do more than a 8/10.
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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
Monday, September 2nd - 2019
Subject: Selma Lagerlöf
Area of Interaction: DE_DUST2
Timeliness: 10
Friendliness: 7
Precision: 7
Game Intelligence: 7
Counter-Terrorist Performance: 6
Terrorist Performance: 9
Economy Management: 8
Utility Efficiency: 4
APM: 2
Trolling: 0
Voice: 2
I met the subject while enjoying an evening of so called matchmaking, which is the ranked gamemode in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
The subject performed at an agreeable level and partook in pleasant dialogue in between rounds, sadly the subjects voice was very raspy and not one I would like to hear again.
The game ended as a draw which must be considered an acceptable result.
Overall I would recommend playing with the subject.
Review Trademarked and Copyrighted 2019 by MIJA
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Geniş bir kapta suyu şekeri sütü iyice karıştır ardından irmiği geniş bir tencerede sıvıyağ fıstık ve tereyağı ile rengi koyulaşana kadar kavuruyoruz
Güzel bir koku çıkana kadar, ve sonra şerbetini ekliyoruz bir kaç kez karıştırdıktan sonra altını kısıp şerbetini çekmesini sağlayın.
Pişen helvanızı kaşıkla şekillendirin ve dilediğiniz gibi servis yapın yanında dondurma leziz bir sunum yapmanızı sağlayacaktır.
Afiyet olsun..
Malzemeler:
►2 su bardağı irmik
►1 su bardağı kadar toz şeker
►yarım su bardağı su
►1,5 su bardağı süt
►1 çay bardağı sıvı yağ
►1 yemek kaşığı tereyağı
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Karkalirkan Syndrome is a terrible condition which leaves the patient in a heap unable to express anything but the KÖKÖ mantra. KS can affect anyone at any time. As of today there is no known treatment for KS
Share with 10 people unless you want the Karkalirkan Syndrome to affect you.
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
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Fill this truck with goods and return it to my profile
femnism, im not the average guy i think women should be in charge!
hillary clintens, this is a WOMAN who can be PRESIDANT of AMERICA
respect womens, i listen respect because i am not like CHAD i am a nice guy
now when u know what i believe u can see im different kind of guy gamer. maybe you should add me and we can talk?
!!!IMPORTANT!!!!
its not becaus you are girl i ask for add!!!!
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Send this to 10 of your friends and win an iPod Touch!
Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' ♥♥♥♥♥ and call the person who ♥♥♥♥ first a ♥♥♥. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total ♥♥♥ he is. To this day I've acumulated over 1200 victories in this battle of skill and edurance, not only over my best bro, but over hundreds of other chalengers. Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a ♥♥♥.
So next time you decide to try to berate me by claiming I'm a ♥♥♥ for watching anime just remember I doubt you could suck off a ♥♥♥♥ even half as well as I can. ♥♥♥
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6~ atomic bonds are strong but heart for you is stronger <3
wat about u?